Leather Pants Nj

who needs a laugh tonight ? this outta cheer ya ol geezers up?
funny but true believe it or not.....
my wife and I when bored drive over to this farm in west , NJ. at this farm they have 2 donkeys that come over to the fence when people are there to give them apples, carrots, whatever is basically in your hand at the time.
last year i had my back to the fence and my wife was feeding them carrots. I dont know if it was the smell of the leather on my wallet but the one donkey grabbed my pocket, and I couldnt get free.
my wife was laughing but i nearly shit my pants cause his jaw was so powerful, had that wallet not been there I may have lost my ass ..... no pun intended (jackass)
Do you think he did this to pickpocket me?
was it the smell of leather? money?
maybe he owed some gambling debt?
to this day i never really asked if donkeys like to grab peoples wallets.
yes its all true
He was probably a politician. You did say donkey, didn't you.
leather pants nj

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